Losing Bossiness?

Am concerned. Fear that extreme cough is now affecting my brain. Pronounced Houston St in NYC wrong, I said it like that crazy texas city. AHHH!

This is scary. Am I becoming unbossy? Am I losing my touch? Whats next? Leggings as pants!!! NO, I will NEVER!

I need to excercise and practice my bossiness. You know like going to the gym to keep my body in shape, I need to do something to raise my bossintonin levels. Perhaps listening to more kelis? learning brit dance moves?

Please leave suggestions.